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Carmen Electra in porn movie!
Jan 24, 2007
Author: Paul Heath


Thought that headline would grab you! In fact, the sex tape scandal is part of a new movie role for Carmen Electra. She stars in a new British film as a porn star alongside PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN star MacKenzie Crook and comedian Jimmy Carr.



The film, called I WANT CANDY, tells the story of Joe and Baggy, who head to London to sell what they know is a script made of gold. They have a little trouble in finding someone to have faith in the script, but eventually meet a producer who will give them the money to make the film if they can cast Candy Fiveways, played by Electra, a legendary porn star. The two then have to try and make the adult orientated film in their parents house, with said parents around. A task as difficult as it sounds.

The film is released in the UK on March 23rd.

See the trailer over at The Sun.




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Aniston and Cox to kiss on US TV
Wednesday, January 24 2007, 22:32 GMT (17:32 ET)

By Matt Houghton


Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox will reportedly share an on-screen kiss on an upcoming episode of the US drama Dirt.

Earlier this month Cox confirmed that best friend Aniston would be playing the part of a magazine editor in the programme's season finale.

According to the Evening Echo, "Aniston's character is a lesbian. What's more, she won't just mouth off to Cox's tightly wound counterpart, she's going to share a lip lock with her."

Cox plays ruthless tabloid boss Lucy Spiller on the show - which debuted on US TV at the beginning of the month.

Aniston will play Spiller's rival, Tina Harrod, in the final episode of the series

Councils funding brothel spies
By Sharri Markson
January 21, 2007

SYDNEY councils are paying private detectives thousands of dollars to have sex with prostitutes so they can gather sufficient proof against illegal brothels.
Nine councils across Sydney have forked out $25,000 in fees to private investigators over the past three years.

The Sunday Telegraph has learned that Ku-ring-gai Council spent $7000 in the past month employing detectives to have sex with prostitutes.

Ku-ring-gai Mayor Nick Ebbeck said the extreme measures were necessary to prove the businesses were illegal.

"We, like many other councils, have made a decision to pro-actively rid our community of these illegal brothels," he said.

"We have to employ private investigators to actually go through with the act and come up with reports that will suffice in a court process.

"On numerous occasions over numerous days and times they had to fulfil the act.

"The only difference between us closing down an illegal panel beating shop and a brothel is we must prove they are doing the act and this is where it gets interesting."

The evidence given by the investigators proved successful in shutting two brothels this month.

The council is now employing private investigators, at a cost of about $3500 a case, to look into at least five more premises. The investigators provide an affidavit and a detailed account of the sexual transaction and occasionally a video recording.

In a graphic report obtained by The Sunday Telegraph, one detective claimed that premises at 100 Pacific Highway, Roseville, was charging $70 for a half hour "all inclusive full service".

"Once the sex was over I was told that if I came back next week I would only have to pay $60 for a half hour sex (sic) instead of $70," the document said. Concerns over the onus of proof were first raised five years ago. But attempts to change the legislation in NSW Parliament failed after the Labor Government voted against it.

At Willoughby Council, private detectives were paid $1500 for two visits to prostitutes at the one brothel this month.

Willoughby Council environmental services director Greg Woodhams said the council solicitor handled these investigations.

"Over the last couple of weeks we have successfully had a premises vacated on Willoughby Rd," Mr Woodhams said.

"The difficulty is gaining evidence to make a case to the Land and Environment Court.

"In each year, it could be potentially tens of thousands of dollars in private investigators and legal costs that councils have to bear," he said.

North Sydney Council has paid $4800 in investigators' fees to shut down three illegal brothels, with the third case due in the Land and Environment Court next month.

Sutherland Shire Council paid $800 for a private investigator to investigate an illegal brothel in October last year.

The Community Protection Closure of Illegal Brothels Bill was introduced by former Opposition leader John Brogden and debated in June, 2002, but failed under the Carr Government.

Liberal MP for Goulburn Peta Seaton introduced a new version of the Private Members Bill in 2003 but again it was defeated.

In a third attempt at changing the law, Ms Seaton re-introduced the bill in October 2006 but only progressed to a second reading.

Opposition Leader Peter Debnam told The Sunday Telegraph he would introduce legislation putting the onus of proof back on to brothel operators if he won government in the next election.

Steve martin quote:


I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”

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Largest penis size registered in England
2006/06/26


Doctor Jacobus states in his publications that he witnessed a man having a 30 centimeter-long penis when erected. Some sources however mention that there was a man having a penis of 35 centimeters when erected. Certainly, there are less lucky men having tiny penises, sometimes just one centimeter long, that they are even called micro-penises. This is certainly a disease that doctors call Congenital Hypoplasia.

Researchers studied the geography of big and small penises and published the results. England holds the leading position as concerning the big penis size (26.67 cm) as well as the small penis size (6.98 cm). Germany follows with 21.59 cm big size and 8.89 cm small size; Denmark – 20.32 cm big size and 12.7 cm small size; America – 19.68 cm big size and 8.89 cm small size; Sweden – 19.6 cm big size and 12.7 cm small size; France – 19.6 cm big size and 8.89 cm small size.

Doctor Van de Helde is sure that the size of men’s testicles does not seriously vary. The normal testicles size is not more than 4 cm lengthwise and 2 cm widthways. There is a worm that blocks lymphatic vessels and causes big swellings that makes testicles incredibly huge. Men in some African and Indonesian villages are proud of the huge size of their swollen testicles and demonstrate them as the symbol of their undoubted masculinity.

A Danish plastic surgeon performed 1,100 operations on the penis thus enlarging its size from 5 to 14.5 cm.

Historical documents say that when Egyptians smashed Libya in the 13th century B.C. they brought 13,230 penises of the defeated enemies back to Egypt as war trophies.

W.F. Benedict in the book The Sexual Anatomy of Woman mentions that there was a 14-year-old girl who had a breast weighing 6.3 kg and a 30-year-old woman who had a breast of 11.3 kg. In case there are heavier bosoms, this is the sign of a disease called hypertrophy. Swiss biologist Albrecht von Haller stated that in one of his researches he came across a clitoris of about 30.5 cm.

It is incredible but some females in the African tribes of Hottentotten have the world’s biggest buttocks of about one meter in diameter.

Anna Swan from Scotland who lived within 1846-1888 had the biggest vagina ever registered it the world. It was 2 meters and 30 centimeters deep.

As for animals, there are lots of sexual record breakers among them as well. The blue whale has a penis reaching up to 3.5 meters that has a penis bone for special support. The big penis size means that female blue whales must have vaginas of 2-3 meters deep to be able to have sex contacts with their males. Testicles of the Arctic smooth whale weigh about one ton while its own size makes up 11-18 meters and the weight is 30-80 tons.

The African elephant is the record-breaker among animals regarding the penis size. Its penis is up to 2 meters long.

This is incredible that some creatures may have several genitals at once. The tapeworm whose length may reach 70 meters parasitizes in intestines and forms over 22,000 of reproduction organs. Each segment of these organs has two genitals.

The fly Drosophila Bifurca has a spermatozoon of 6 cm in length which is twenty times bigger than the size of the fly itself.

Together with the genitals size of animals and insects, researchers also studied how long their coitus usually is. A couple of rattlesnakes Crotalus L. had coitus that lasted for 23 hours and 15 minutes. But a couple of mosquitoes usually spend not more than three seconds on one sex contact.

God knows how researchers managed at all to estimate this fact but they say that pigs may have orgasms that last about half an hour.

The period of pregnancy with the mountain salamander Hynobius nigrescens depends upon the sea-level at which it lives. It may last for over three years when the salamander lives at 1,400 meters above sea-level.

The Guinness Book of World Records states that male species of the East-Australian mice Antechinus stuartii lead the riskiest sexual life. Every year these mice have group coupling. The entire of the male population copulate with many female mice in different ways. At that, male mice eat up some probable rivals. As a result of this risky copulation, as well as because of hunger, wounds, infections and sores the whole of the Antechinus stuartii population absolutely dies out.

Master and Johnson published a book in 1966 in which they said that a woman may have an orgasm lasting for up to 43 seconds. At that, a woman has about 25 consecutive vagina constrictions.

It is registered that on average a man has an orgasm within 3-8 seconds. And it is believed that regular practicing of yoga, autogenic therapy and so on may help have longer orgasms lasting for 10 seconds.

Some men like to compete with other males in the number of girls they have deflowered. In the 18th century, Captain Cook witnessed a record-breaker in deflowering girls. It is unlikely that the record has been ever broken. In 1777, Cook sailed about islands in the Pacific Ocean and visited the Kingdom of Tonga where he met King Poulaho. The king was the only man in the kingdom who had the right to deflower girls living there. The 80-year-old king told the captain that he deflowered 80-10 girls every day. So, it means that the king managed

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton lives without sex for seven months and has no complaints

2006/12/18


The hotel heiress took a vow of celibacy and hasn’t broken it yet!

Paris Hilton hasn’t had sex for seven months. Earlier this year, Paris has vowed to stay celibate for at least twelve months and insists she has stuck to her self imposed sex ban.

The socialite said “I have been celibate for about six or seven months, I think. I would rather just make out and kiss someone instead of sex.”

Paris Hilton had also denied the reports that she has rekindled her romance with Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos saying she is definitely single and not looking for romance, desifans.com says.

Meanwhile, the socialite has dismissed reports she publicly defended new pal Britney Spears on the internet.

Reports earlier this week suggested Hilton had posted a message of support on her MySpace page after toxic star Britney Spears’ heavy criticism by press for her incessant partying.

Sexy Women and their Ipod

Sexy Women and their Ipod


The idea behind this website is quite unique, let sexy women play with themselves, while they listen to their favorite music on their Ipod. If they really re-experience their last sexual encounter, like the website states, who knows, it does provide us with some sensual and intimate images, excellently photographed by the guys of MXP photography.

Music often plays a large role in creating the right romantic atmosphere, or it brings back memories from that one evening, you’ll never forget. To use such a concept in the overcrowded market of Solo Nudes websites, together with a more artistic approach, does make them stand out. I also like their focus on atmosphere and expression, it’s not just “sexy women showing their wares” kind a thing here, something so abundantly present on the web.

If this combination of women and their Ipod will provide enough inspiration in the long run, I’m not sure. Meanwhile, just sit back and enjoy some nice erotic images or women having a good time.

[excerpted from Net newsgroup post 2/96 and other sources - Note: The
accuracy of these purported laws is questionable. Also, since the
official Library position is that all sex should be outlawed - unless
our beloved Head Librarian Ralf is a participant - we urge all patrons
to use all means at their disposal to have the laws below enacted in
their localities. - Staff]

-- In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan
must use a condom. (An asbestos one we presume.)

-- In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while
hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

-- In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse
with a live fish. (Apparently it's OK for woman.)

-- No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic,
onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife
so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

-- Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't
allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with
you -- or holding you in his arms.

-- Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between
members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown --
if they're nude.

-- In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to
have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart
when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make
love on the floor between the beds!

-- The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to
provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even
if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have
sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton
nightshirts.

-- An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from
having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer!

-- A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called
master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

-- In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity
with the lights on.

-- In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets
because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of
a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American
male."

-- It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police
officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any
suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up
from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two
minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.

-- A law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a
table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two
ounces of clothing. (Ouch! These pasties hurt!)

-- Anywhere in the U.S., it's illegal to use any live endangered
species, excepting insects, in public or private sexual displays, shows
or exhibits depicting cross-species sex. (Insectophiles apparently were
successful in their lobbying efforts.)

-- Lovers in Liberty Corner, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their
lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while
they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term.

-- In Carlsbad, New Mexico, it's legal for couples to have sex in a
parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or
van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in.

-- Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio
- a man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't!"

-- No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within
the boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be charged
with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local
newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed.

-- It is illegal for any member of the Nevada Legislature to conduct
official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in
session.

Hard porn decreases sexual violence rates
2007/01/10


Hard porn decreases sexual crime rates… Sounds funny but recent research, conducted by Antony D’Amato, a lawyer and a professor of law from the Northwestern Law School in Chicago , USA , has revealed facts that defy common sense and logic, and fly in the face of these assumptions.

It has been widely believed and universally accepted, that increasing the sexual content in films, and

showing hot and passionate scenes between man and woman, which are erotic or vulgar, often leads to poisoning and corruption of the young minds in the audiences, leading to more sexual crimes.

But recent research, conducted by Antony D’Amato, a lawyer and a professor of law from the Northwestern Law School in Chicago , USA , and titled ‘Porn Up, Rape down’, has revealed facts that defy common sense and logic, and fly in the face of these assumptions. D’Amato’s research reveals that the incidence of rape in the United States has declined 85% in the past 25 years while access to pornography has become freely available to teenagers and adults. His research revealed that in the US, there were 2.7 rapes for every 1,000 people in 1980; by 2004, the same survey found the rate had decreased to 0.4 per 1000 people, a decline of 85%.

His theory is that the sharp rise in access to pornography accounts for the decline in rape. The correlation, according to him, is inverse—more the access to pornography, less the incidence of sexual crimes against women.

Big breasts: how to distinguish between fake and real
2007/01/15


Big breasts always attract men’s attention despite the fact that the female body is a beautiful thing even without the enhancements big. In case you really need to know whether you are dealing with the real McCoy, here are a few pointers…

Unnatural shape - Most breasts aren't perfect orbs and they usually aren't identical. Be on the lookout for the way they hold in place as she moves around (especially her arms), and how they stay almost the same dimension - instead of flattening out - whether she reaches back or even stretches. Furthermore, when she bends over, you should see them fall if they're real.

Bubbly look - On the topic of odd breast shapes, the top of her breasts are bubbled up - just like bubble butts. Fake boobs defy gravity, so they might look like they're bubbling up. Natural breasts follow a more natural sliding curve line from top to bottom.

Overly firm - Real breasts are mostly fat, which gives them a jiggle quality; if they look more like solid muscle, you may be in the presence of a pair of fake ones.

Standing tall - Breasts should be at about armpit height. But some bad breast jobs start them way too high on the chest, as if she's got two flotation devices strapped to her chin.

Too far apart - If you can fit your fist between her breasts, they're probably fake. The doctor should have scraped the pectoral tendons to give them a more natural emplacement, but didn't.

Asymmetrical nipples - True, you don't always see nipples through clothes, but if she's wearing a see-through top, a really tight shirt, or even if it's just a little cold out, take a glance at them. Nipples are seldom perfect, but a bad boob job may put them too high, too low, or not pointing in the same direction.

Stretch marks - This usually stems from the surgery. Skin stretches as we grow, but stretched skin can also leaves marks - usually little red lines. If she went too big or her doctor wasn't that great, you might spot the stretch marks.

Disproportional body - You can usually tell if her breasts are fake by comparing it to the rest of her body.

Extreme sex makes woman handicapped2007/01/19

Extreme sex is especially popular among young people. They are usually eager to experience some new feelings and emotions. Anna and Sergey, a young couple from Yekaterinburg region wasn’t an exception. Having started their sexual life they bought a book of Kamasutra and began trying different poses without thinking about possible consequences.
“Sergey was an extremely passionate lover and we could spend the whole day and night in our bed trying new poses”, Anna said.
One night Sergey pinned Anna’s legs to her breasts like it was drawn in the book but at the most important moment they heard the sound of crackling bones, and the girl felt an awful pain in her left leg. However, they didn’t pay much attention to the injury and went on enjoying the process.
“The pain was becoming sharper and sharper, but Sergey was feeling much more comfortable because I couldn’t make a move. Then my leg swelled and hurt me so much that I couldn’t even sit down. So we had to call an ambulance”, says Anna.
Anna was taken to the nearest hospital where medics determined that she had a very serious hip dislocation. The doctors tried to set a dislocated joint but they failed.
The victim of extreme sex had to be hospitalized at the Medical Research Institute of Yekaterinburg where after a long and difficult operation surgeons managed to help the girl.
Now Anna feels much better. She is just a bit lame. She forgave Sergey for his Kamasutra activities, and they live happily together now.

cheaters

Women And Men Can't Agree On Cheating


NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- When it comes to cheating, men and women have very different ideas.

According to a survey by "Women's Health" and "Men's Health" magazines, 45 percent of men think talking to one's ex on a regular basis is cheating but only 27 percent of women agree with that definition.

That's not all: 45 percent of men say getting a massage from a friend of the opposite sex constitutes cheating but only 35 percent of women are touchy about that.

Men might be more particular about the definition of cheating but only 32 percent of men admit they've been cheated on compared to 45 percent of women.

However, 32 percent of ladies admit they've been the ones doing the cheating while only 16 percent of men confess to being a cheat.

Finally, 50 percent of men believe cheating has ruined at least one past relationship but only 27 percent of women will make that claim.

120-Year-Old Woman Claims Smoking Pot Everyday Is Her Secret To Long Life

Komfie Manalo - All Headline News Correspondent
New Delhi, India (AHN) - A 120-year-old woman claims that smoking cannabis every day is her secret to long life.

Fulla Nayak, from India, says she reached the age of 120 by smoking pot and drinking strong palm win in her hut everyday.

She is living with her 92-year-old daughter and 72-year-old grandson.

Nayak told The Sun newspaper, "I don't know how I've survived so long. Many relatives much younger than me have died."



Good God, you have to love this story. Another up for the hardcore Montrealers who can't part with their ganga. Another story I read said that she was actually 125 and has currently parted ways with the living (dying from old age non the less....).

Swedish border patrol officers in trouble for photos!

I had to share this with those that weren't aware....at least be thankful you didn't make it into the 'idiot book'....
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STOCKHOLM, Sweden (AP) - Two Swedish border control officers risk disciplinary action for keeping a photo collection of "exceptionally beautiful" women who passed through their checkpoint, police officials said Tuesday.

The officers, who were working at a ferry terminal near Stockholm, made photocopies of the women's passport photos and placed them in a binder. They also noted the date of birth next to each entry, the Stockholm police department said.

The binder contained instructions on how to compile the collection, and orders to make backup copies in case the binder would go missing or be confiscated by "evil-minded bores," police said.

The instructions also stated that only "exceptionally beautiful" women belonged in the collection, and that no personal data, aside from the date of birth, should be included.

The men's employer found the binder and reported the two officers to police, but the matter was dismissed because the compilation was not considered illegal.

Stockholm police passed the matter to the national police's disciplinary board, which recommended the men receive a warning.