Sexy Women and their Ipod
The idea behind this website is quite unique, let sexy women play with themselves, while they listen to their favorite music on their Ipod. If they really re-experience their last sexual encounter, like the website states, who knows, it does provide us with some sensual and intimate images, excellently photographed by the guys of MXP photography.
Music often plays a large role in creating the right romantic atmosphere, or it brings back memories from that one evening, you’ll never forget. To use such a concept in the overcrowded market of Solo Nudes websites, together with a more artistic approach, does make them stand out. I also like their focus on atmosphere and expression, it’s not just “sexy women showing their wares” kind a thing here, something so abundantly present on the web.
If this combination of women and their Ipod will provide enough inspiration in the long run, I’m not sure. Meanwhile, just sit back and enjoy some nice erotic images or women having a good time.
Friday, January 19, 2007
[excerpted from Net newsgroup post 2/96 and other sources - Note: The
accuracy of these purported laws is questionable. Also, since the
official Library position is that all sex should be outlawed - unless
our beloved Head Librarian Ralf is a participant - we urge all patrons
to use all means at their disposal to have the laws below enacted in
their localities. - Staff]
-- In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan
must use a condom. (An asbestos one we presume.)
-- In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while
hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
-- In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse
with a live fish. (Apparently it's OK for woman.)
-- No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic,
onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife
so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
-- Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't
allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with
you -- or holding you in his arms.
-- Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between
members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown --
if they're nude.
-- In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to
have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart
when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make
love on the floor between the beds!
-- The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to
provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even
if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have
sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton
nightshirts.
-- An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from
having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer!
-- A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called
master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
-- In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity
with the lights on.
-- In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets
because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of
a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American
male."
-- It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police
officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any
suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up
from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two
minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
-- A law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a
table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two
ounces of clothing. (Ouch! These pasties hurt!)
-- Anywhere in the U.S., it's illegal to use any live endangered
species, excepting insects, in public or private sexual displays, shows
or exhibits depicting cross-species sex. (Insectophiles apparently were
successful in their lobbying efforts.)
-- Lovers in Liberty Corner, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their
lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while
they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term.
-- In Carlsbad, New Mexico, it's legal for couples to have sex in a
parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or
van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in.
-- Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio
- a man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't!"
-- No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within
the boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be charged
with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local
newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed.
-- It is illegal for any member of the Nevada Legislature to conduct
official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in
session.
accuracy of these purported laws is questionable. Also, since the
official Library position is that all sex should be outlawed - unless
our beloved Head Librarian Ralf is a participant - we urge all patrons
to use all means at their disposal to have the laws below enacted in
their localities. - Staff]
-- In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan
must use a condom. (An asbestos one we presume.)
-- In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while
hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
-- In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse
with a live fish. (Apparently it's OK for woman.)
-- No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic,
onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife
so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
-- Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't
allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with
you -- or holding you in his arms.
-- Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between
members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown --
if they're nude.
-- In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to
have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart
when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make
love on the floor between the beds!
-- The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to
provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even
if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have
sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton
nightshirts.
-- An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from
having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer!
-- A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called
master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
-- In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity
with the lights on.
-- In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets
because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of
a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American
male."
-- It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police
officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any
suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up
from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two
minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
-- A law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a
table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two
ounces of clothing. (Ouch! These pasties hurt!)
-- Anywhere in the U.S., it's illegal to use any live endangered
species, excepting insects, in public or private sexual displays, shows
or exhibits depicting cross-species sex. (Insectophiles apparently were
successful in their lobbying efforts.)
-- Lovers in Liberty Corner, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their
lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while
they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term.
-- In Carlsbad, New Mexico, it's legal for couples to have sex in a
parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or
van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in.
-- Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio
- a man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't!"
-- No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within
the boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be charged
with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local
newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed.
-- It is illegal for any member of the Nevada Legislature to conduct
official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in
session.
Hard porn decreases sexual violence rates
2007/01/10
Hard porn decreases sexual crime rates… Sounds funny but recent research, conducted by Antony D’Amato, a lawyer and a professor of law from the Northwestern Law School in Chicago , USA , has revealed facts that defy common sense and logic, and fly in the face of these assumptions.
It has been widely believed and universally accepted, that increasing the sexual content in films, and
showing hot and passionate scenes between man and woman, which are erotic or vulgar, often leads to poisoning and corruption of the young minds in the audiences, leading to more sexual crimes.
But recent research, conducted by Antony D’Amato, a lawyer and a professor of law from the Northwestern Law School in Chicago , USA , and titled ‘Porn Up, Rape down’, has revealed facts that defy common sense and logic, and fly in the face of these assumptions. D’Amato’s research reveals that the incidence of rape in the United States has declined 85% in the past 25 years while access to pornography has become freely available to teenagers and adults. His research revealed that in the US, there were 2.7 rapes for every 1,000 people in 1980; by 2004, the same survey found the rate had decreased to 0.4 per 1000 people, a decline of 85%.
His theory is that the sharp rise in access to pornography accounts for the decline in rape. The correlation, according to him, is inverse—more the access to pornography, less the incidence of sexual crimes against women.
2007/01/10
Hard porn decreases sexual crime rates… Sounds funny but recent research, conducted by Antony D’Amato, a lawyer and a professor of law from the Northwestern Law School in Chicago , USA , has revealed facts that defy common sense and logic, and fly in the face of these assumptions.
It has been widely believed and universally accepted, that increasing the sexual content in films, and
showing hot and passionate scenes between man and woman, which are erotic or vulgar, often leads to poisoning and corruption of the young minds in the audiences, leading to more sexual crimes.
But recent research, conducted by Antony D’Amato, a lawyer and a professor of law from the Northwestern Law School in Chicago , USA , and titled ‘Porn Up, Rape down’, has revealed facts that defy common sense and logic, and fly in the face of these assumptions. D’Amato’s research reveals that the incidence of rape in the United States has declined 85% in the past 25 years while access to pornography has become freely available to teenagers and adults. His research revealed that in the US, there were 2.7 rapes for every 1,000 people in 1980; by 2004, the same survey found the rate had decreased to 0.4 per 1000 people, a decline of 85%.
His theory is that the sharp rise in access to pornography accounts for the decline in rape. The correlation, according to him, is inverse—more the access to pornography, less the incidence of sexual crimes against women.
Big breasts: how to distinguish between fake and real
2007/01/15
Big breasts always attract men’s attention despite the fact that the female body is a beautiful thing even without the enhancements big. In case you really need to know whether you are dealing with the real McCoy, here are a few pointers…
Unnatural shape - Most breasts aren't perfect orbs and they usually aren't identical. Be on the lookout for the way they hold in place as she moves around (especially her arms), and how they stay almost the same dimension - instead of flattening out - whether she reaches back or even stretches. Furthermore, when she bends over, you should see them fall if they're real.
Bubbly look - On the topic of odd breast shapes, the top of her breasts are bubbled up - just like bubble butts. Fake boobs defy gravity, so they might look like they're bubbling up. Natural breasts follow a more natural sliding curve line from top to bottom.
Overly firm - Real breasts are mostly fat, which gives them a jiggle quality; if they look more like solid muscle, you may be in the presence of a pair of fake ones.
Standing tall - Breasts should be at about armpit height. But some bad breast jobs start them way too high on the chest, as if she's got two flotation devices strapped to her chin.
Too far apart - If you can fit your fist between her breasts, they're probably fake. The doctor should have scraped the pectoral tendons to give them a more natural emplacement, but didn't.
Asymmetrical nipples - True, you don't always see nipples through clothes, but if she's wearing a see-through top, a really tight shirt, or even if it's just a little cold out, take a glance at them. Nipples are seldom perfect, but a bad boob job may put them too high, too low, or not pointing in the same direction.
Stretch marks - This usually stems from the surgery. Skin stretches as we grow, but stretched skin can also leaves marks - usually little red lines. If she went too big or her doctor wasn't that great, you might spot the stretch marks.
Disproportional body - You can usually tell if her breasts are fake by comparing it to the rest of her body.
2007/01/15
Big breasts always attract men’s attention despite the fact that the female body is a beautiful thing even without the enhancements big. In case you really need to know whether you are dealing with the real McCoy, here are a few pointers…
Unnatural shape - Most breasts aren't perfect orbs and they usually aren't identical. Be on the lookout for the way they hold in place as she moves around (especially her arms), and how they stay almost the same dimension - instead of flattening out - whether she reaches back or even stretches. Furthermore, when she bends over, you should see them fall if they're real.
Bubbly look - On the topic of odd breast shapes, the top of her breasts are bubbled up - just like bubble butts. Fake boobs defy gravity, so they might look like they're bubbling up. Natural breasts follow a more natural sliding curve line from top to bottom.
Overly firm - Real breasts are mostly fat, which gives them a jiggle quality; if they look more like solid muscle, you may be in the presence of a pair of fake ones.
Standing tall - Breasts should be at about armpit height. But some bad breast jobs start them way too high on the chest, as if she's got two flotation devices strapped to her chin.
Too far apart - If you can fit your fist between her breasts, they're probably fake. The doctor should have scraped the pectoral tendons to give them a more natural emplacement, but didn't.
Asymmetrical nipples - True, you don't always see nipples through clothes, but if she's wearing a see-through top, a really tight shirt, or even if it's just a little cold out, take a glance at them. Nipples are seldom perfect, but a bad boob job may put them too high, too low, or not pointing in the same direction.
Stretch marks - This usually stems from the surgery. Skin stretches as we grow, but stretched skin can also leaves marks - usually little red lines. If she went too big or her doctor wasn't that great, you might spot the stretch marks.
Disproportional body - You can usually tell if her breasts are fake by comparing it to the rest of her body.
Extreme sex makes woman handicapped2007/01/19
Extreme sex is especially popular among young people. They are usually eager to experience some new feelings and emotions. Anna and Sergey, a young couple from Yekaterinburg region wasn’t an exception. Having started their sexual life they bought a book of Kamasutra and began trying different poses without thinking about possible consequences.
“Sergey was an extremely passionate lover and we could spend the whole day and night in our bed trying new poses”, Anna said.
One night Sergey pinned Anna’s legs to her breasts like it was drawn in the book but at the most important moment they heard the sound of crackling bones, and the girl felt an awful pain in her left leg. However, they didn’t pay much attention to the injury and went on enjoying the process.
“The pain was becoming sharper and sharper, but Sergey was feeling much more comfortable because I couldn’t make a move. Then my leg swelled and hurt me so much that I couldn’t even sit down. So we had to call an ambulance”, says Anna.
Anna was taken to the nearest hospital where medics determined that she had a very serious hip dislocation. The doctors tried to set a dislocated joint but they failed.
The victim of extreme sex had to be hospitalized at the Medical Research Institute of Yekaterinburg where after a long and difficult operation surgeons managed to help the girl.
Now Anna feels much better. She is just a bit lame. She forgave Sergey for his Kamasutra activities, and they live happily together now.
Extreme sex is especially popular among young people. They are usually eager to experience some new feelings and emotions. Anna and Sergey, a young couple from Yekaterinburg region wasn’t an exception. Having started their sexual life they bought a book of Kamasutra and began trying different poses without thinking about possible consequences.
“Sergey was an extremely passionate lover and we could spend the whole day and night in our bed trying new poses”, Anna said.
One night Sergey pinned Anna’s legs to her breasts like it was drawn in the book but at the most important moment they heard the sound of crackling bones, and the girl felt an awful pain in her left leg. However, they didn’t pay much attention to the injury and went on enjoying the process.
“The pain was becoming sharper and sharper, but Sergey was feeling much more comfortable because I couldn’t make a move. Then my leg swelled and hurt me so much that I couldn’t even sit down. So we had to call an ambulance”, says Anna.
Anna was taken to the nearest hospital where medics determined that she had a very serious hip dislocation. The doctors tried to set a dislocated joint but they failed.
The victim of extreme sex had to be hospitalized at the Medical Research Institute of Yekaterinburg where after a long and difficult operation surgeons managed to help the girl.
Now Anna feels much better. She is just a bit lame. She forgave Sergey for his Kamasutra activities, and they live happily together now.
cheaters
Women And Men Can't Agree On Cheating
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- When it comes to cheating, men and women have very different ideas.
According to a survey by "Women's Health" and "Men's Health" magazines, 45 percent of men think talking to one's ex on a regular basis is cheating but only 27 percent of women agree with that definition.
That's not all: 45 percent of men say getting a massage from a friend of the opposite sex constitutes cheating but only 35 percent of women are touchy about that.
Men might be more particular about the definition of cheating but only 32 percent of men admit they've been cheated on compared to 45 percent of women.
However, 32 percent of ladies admit they've been the ones doing the cheating while only 16 percent of men confess to being a cheat.
Finally, 50 percent of men believe cheating has ruined at least one past relationship but only 27 percent of women will make that claim.
Wednesday, December 6, 2006
120-Year-Old Woman Claims Smoking Pot Everyday Is Her Secret To Long Life
Komfie Manalo - All Headline News Correspondent
New Delhi, India (AHN) - A 120-year-old woman claims that smoking cannabis every day is her secret to long life.
Fulla Nayak, from India, says she reached the age of 120 by smoking pot and drinking strong palm win in her hut everyday.
She is living with her 92-year-old daughter and 72-year-old grandson.
Nayak told The Sun newspaper, "I don't know how I've survived so long. Many relatives much younger than me have died."
Good God, you have to love this story. Another up for the hardcore Montrealers who can't part with their ganga. Another story I read said that she was actually 125 and has currently parted ways with the living (dying from old age non the less....).
Tuesday, December 5, 2006
Swedish border patrol officers in trouble for photos!
I had to share this with those that weren't aware....at least be thankful you didn't make it into the 'idiot book'....
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STOCKHOLM, Sweden (AP) - Two Swedish border control officers risk disciplinary action for keeping a photo collection of "exceptionally beautiful" women who passed through their checkpoint, police officials said Tuesday.
The officers, who were working at a ferry terminal near Stockholm, made photocopies of the women's passport photos and placed them in a binder. They also noted the date of birth next to each entry, the Stockholm police department said.
The binder contained instructions on how to compile the collection, and orders to make backup copies in case the binder would go missing or be confiscated by "evil-minded bores," police said.
The instructions also stated that only "exceptionally beautiful" women belonged in the collection, and that no personal data, aside from the date of birth, should be included.
The men's employer found the binder and reported the two officers to police, but the matter was dismissed because the compilation was not considered illegal.
Stockholm police passed the matter to the national police's disciplinary board, which recommended the men receive a warning.
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STOCKHOLM, Sweden (AP) - Two Swedish border control officers risk disciplinary action for keeping a photo collection of "exceptionally beautiful" women who passed through their checkpoint, police officials said Tuesday.
The officers, who were working at a ferry terminal near Stockholm, made photocopies of the women's passport photos and placed them in a binder. They also noted the date of birth next to each entry, the Stockholm police department said.
The binder contained instructions on how to compile the collection, and orders to make backup copies in case the binder would go missing or be confiscated by "evil-minded bores," police said.
The instructions also stated that only "exceptionally beautiful" women belonged in the collection, and that no personal data, aside from the date of birth, should be included.
The men's employer found the binder and reported the two officers to police, but the matter was dismissed because the compilation was not considered illegal.
Stockholm police passed the matter to the national police's disciplinary board, which recommended the men receive a warning.
Saturday, December 2, 2006
When McDonald's becomes a place of SIN!!
For those who haven't heard about this happening in the U.S., let me give you a brief summary. It was bizarre and funny in a twisted sort of way to see how blindly people follow authority. We are told what to do, and it is these fears from authority that keep us in check.
Flash back to a McDonald's in Mt Washington Kentucky, a young teenage employee enters the room where her female manager is working and is then told to strip. Apparently the manager is on the other line with the police, and the girl is a suspect for stealing a customers' purse. I'm sorry but no strip search can yeild a purse out of any female crevice. It baffles me how a grown woman can say that she was hoaxed by the voice on the other end of the line. Fast forward to a series of strange events involving the girl having to preform fellatio on another male employee, and you really wonder, how much will we put up with before we begin to question authority?
We are all governed by a fear of what might happen if we begin to break away at the structure that holds society together. But we blindly follow, like lemmings going to the death. I guess this is a good lesson to always question authority....
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Making $$$$$$
We all know that business can be slow in the winter time, and to keep your head afloat, you need to know how to diversify your business. You can't just expect the phone to ring whenever you want and to book a 12 hour call at the Sheraton. It seems though that even though people aren't calling as much, they are still vising your website to check out any new girls photos, or just to browse around. It's in your best interest to keep your clients happy, by whatever inovative way you think of.
A good place to start is to make your website work for you. Affiliating yourself is a great way to begin producing a regular cashflow during the cold dredge of winter. There are many options you can opt for. As an owner of an adult site, Google doesn't really offer much in terms of paying for advertising for you and you're better off opting for more adult oriented sites.
Some of the best affiliates that we've come across are listed here below;
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WebCam affiliates:
CamCrush
ImLive
IFriends
A good place to start is to make your website work for you. Affiliating yourself is a great way to begin producing a regular cashflow during the cold dredge of winter. There are many options you can opt for. As an owner of an adult site, Google doesn't really offer much in terms of paying for advertising for you and you're better off opting for more adult oriented sites.
Some of the best affiliates that we've come across are listed here below;
---------------------------------------------
WebCam affiliates:
CamCrush
ImLive
IFriends
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