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Heidi from 'The Hills' shows her stuff

She's not old enough to appear on the cover, but Heidi from The Hills gets to act slutty inside the new issue of Stuff magazine. There are eight pages of the almost-naked 20-year-old in the March issue, and thanks to Us Weekly, a brainy interview (with a TMZ-ish headline, MTV's Heidi Montag shows off her own hills) to go along with it: "I was definitely nervous about this shoot. It is my first big spread in any magazine and it was a very sexual photo shoot. I wore different swimsuits and outfits. The most provocative photos were either the ones in the pool where I am splashing around in the water, or the poses on the bearskin rug. I definitely had a lot of fun doing it. "They said they couldn't put me on the cover until I was 21. I guess advertisers don't like young girls being on the cover. I do think it is unfair that I didn't get the cover because of my age, but I understand, and it gives me something to look forward to when I turn 21." Heidi says her cheap display contains a message to teenage girls everywhere. The message... an "Inside Heidi" surprise... and more from the photo shoot... after the jump...

Tara Conner had her first interview out of rehab with the "Today" show’s Matt Lauer.

The newly rehabilitated Tara Conner, who almost lost her Miss USA title because of her wild partying, alluded to child abuse telling Lauer someone had "betrayed" her as a little girl. Conner went on to admit, "I have done cocaine, yeah."

Donald Trump had allowed Conner to keep her title, publicly offering her a "second chance." However, former Miss USA, Susie Castillo is not as forgiving as The Donald. After scandals which included heavy drinking, drug abuse and racy photos, Castillo thinks Conner should not be allowed to corrupt the pageant’s image.

"Whether you like it or not, you’re a role model. It’s not the job of Miss USA to be in rehab," Castillo told the Feb/March issue of Complex magazine. "Other girls worked hard to give [the title] a positive name, and it’s going to be tarnished for a very long time now."

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This Picture is Fake No Doubt !

I'M SURE SHE HAS LITTLE MORE CLASS

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Gwen Stefani at 2007 NRJ Awards

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Gwen Stefani looked great and glam at the 2007 NRJ Awards (NRJ is a French radio station) held at the Palais des Festivals in Cannes, France.

Spears & Federline Extend Custody Agreement

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have extended their child custody agreement after agreeing a schedule for visits with their sons. Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, confirms custody terms his client and Spears agreed upon at the beginning of last month will continue. Spears has agreed to let her estranged husband have physical custody of the boys every Monday, Wednesday and Friday afternoon at her home. Under the arrangement, the pop star will be allowed to be present for her husband's playtime with his kids - but she won't be able to prevent him from seeing the boys, aged one and four months. Spears and Federline split in November.


Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have extended their child custody agreement after agreeing a schedule for visits with their sons. Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, confirms custody terms his client and Spears agreed upon at the beginning of last month will continue. Spears has agreed to let her estranged husband have physical custody of the boys every Monday, Wednesday and Friday afternoon at her home. Under the arrangement, the pop star will be allowed to be present for her husband's playtime with his kids - but she won't be able to prevent him from seeing the boys, aged one and four months. Spears and Federline split in November.

Miss USA Says She Dabbled in Cocaine

NEW YORK -- Miss USA Tara Conner, who nearly lost her crown for hard-partying in New York nightclubs, says in the upcoming issue of People magazine that her recent stint in rehab was a wake-up call.

"I didn't think I had an issue -- but I was willing to do anything to save my job. ... I've realized that I suffer from the disease of alcoholism and addiction," says Conner, who logged in 31 days at the Caron Foundation rehab center in Wernersville, Pa.




"I was an equality-opportunity (user) -- I would try anything once," Conner, 21, tells the magazine in its Feb. 12 issue.

At a much-publicized press conference in December, Donald Trump, who owns the Miss USA pageant, said the contrite Conner could hold onto her crown if she changed her ways. She then entered rehab.

In her interview in People magazine, her first since leaving treatment, Conner admits that she's dabbled in cocaine.

"Cocaine was one of the drugs that I did use," she says. "It's hard to look back at that."

Alcohol, though, was her biggest vice.

"I'm an alcoholic. It was a craving thing -- once I put it in my body, I would start craving more," says Conner, who notes she drank heavily but wasn't "getting sloppy drunk and dancing on tables."

As for reports that her wild ways also included promiscuity, she says, "I would talk to more than one guy at once -- it doesn't mean that I was sexually active with every one of these people."

The Kentucky native, who has a family history of alcoholism, says her problems "didn't develop overnight." And, she adds, "It wasn't New York City's fault."

Her mother, Brenda Johnson, tells the magazine that Conner once showed up to school drunk when she was 14 -- the same year she won her first beauty pageant and her parents divorced.

Conner, who now lives with a chaperone, says she spends time reading instead of running around town. "I thought I needed to be around people, that I needed that acceptance," she says.

She's itching to return to her Miss USA duties.

"I just can't wait to get back to work -- `I'm Miss U.S.A., my name is Tara Conner, and I'm happy to meet you,' you know? Life is good."

- Drew Barrymore is glad she flashed her breasts on live TV.

The former wild child - who flashed David Letterman on a live broadcast when she was 20 - says she doesn't regret the "fun" experience.

Drew told Parade magazine: "How fun was that? I'm so glad I was so free at one point in my life."

The former child actress - who fell from grace after entering rehab for substance abuse aged just 13 - insists she was annoyed the public felt sorry for her.

The 31-year-old actress explained: "I felt really upset when people felt sad for me. Like, 'Oh, wow, washed-up child actor having to work in a coffeehouse. It must be really, really awful.'

"But I'm really glad for that time in my life having to ride the bus, struggling to pay my rent, getting heckled by people. Even Hollywood casting directors were rude and patronizing."

"They would say, 'Do you know how lucky you are to be in this room?' I would just say, 'Yes, I do.' It was humbling and humiliating."

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Former Cop Allegedly Gave Promotions For Sex

(CBS) LOS ANGELES A former Los Angeles Police Department deputy chief is under investigation for allegedly giving favorable treatment and even promotions to female officers in exchange for sexual favors, officials said Thursday.

The allegations against former Internal Affairs Deputy Chief Michael Berkow were raised in a harassment lawsuit filed in May in Los Angeles Superior Court by Sgt. Ya-May Christle of Arcadia. Berkow is now the police chief in Savannah, Ga.

"We are aware of it and yes, we are investigating," Lt. Paul Vernon of the LAPD's Media Relations Section said. "The allegations alleged in the lawsuit are under investigation. Actually, they have been under investigation for quite some time, but there is really nothing further we can comment on as this is pending litigation.

Asked if there was a relationship between Berkow's leaving the department, Vernon replied, "I don't think so."

Berkow could not be reached for comment.

In an interview with the Los Angeles Times, LAPD Chief William Bratton confirmed the investigation was being conducted, but he called Berkow "an outstanding police officer, hardworking, dedicated."

Christle was hired by the LAPD in February 1989 and was assigned to Internal Affairs in 2003, which was headed by Berkow, according to her lawsuit.

For the next three years, Christle was advised that some female officers who transferred into her unit were Berkow's "special friends" and to "take care of them," the lawsuit stated.

According to the lawsuit, Berkow's office in the Bradbury Building had an air mattress inside and Christle saw several female officers leave there, followed by Berkow wearing a T-shirt and pajamas.

After one female officer who was trained by Christle had sex with Berkow, she was given a pay raise and a coveted position that made her Christle's boss, the lawsuit states.

Berkow also had sexual affairs with a female sergeant and a female captain, also rewarding them with enhanced or extended positions within the department, the lawsuit alleges.

The suit claims that Berkow told Christle to stop pursuing the most serious internal charges against yet another female officer who was arrested
along with her husband for making criminal threats, resisting arrest and providing false information to a police officer.

Berkow also had an affair with the officer, whom he met while she was posing as a prostitute during an undercover police detail, the lawsuit stated.

Christle eventually filed an internal complaint stating Berkow was trying to influence the investigation involving the troubled female officer, according to the lawsuit.

In August 2005, Christle saw a note on a male officer's desk which read, "If you can get Ya-May's computer off her desk, I will give you a week of free lunches," the suit claims.

She later found her computer missing and learned that information was taken from it regarding her investigation into the 1997 fatal shooting of
rapper Christopher "Notorious B.I.G." Wallace, the lawsuit states.

Wallace's family members have alleged two Los Angeles police officers conspired to kill him and Christle was unable to provide them with crucial information they needed because her computer was tampered with, according to the lawsuit.

Christle did not have sex with Berkow and so she did not receive the advancements given the other female officers, the lawsuit stated.

Christle also maintains she was discriminated against because she is Asian-American, the lawsuit stated.

Jessica Alba plays football in her bikini

There will be a day when Jessica Alba playing football in her bikini will not bring a single tear of happiness to my eye. But that day is not today. Nor is it tomorrow. Nor is it any other day where Jessica Alba looks as good as she does and the word 'bikini' hasn't been changed to mean 'a swarm of disgusting spiders.'

A gazillion more pictures of Jessica Alba at Miami beach in her bikini after the jump. And when I say gazillion I'm not even rounding. I think it's actually a gazillion.

Staff sergeant relieved from duty after posing for Playboy

SAN ANTONIO — “Drop and give me 20!” is something you might hear Air Force Staff Sgt. Michelle Manhart yell to airmen trainees at Lackland Air Force Base.

Drop her trousers is what Manhart did for Playboy magazine, and now it’s landed her in trouble with the military.

“Of what I did, nothing is wrong so I didn’t anticipate anything of course,” Manhart said Thursday of the pictorial. “I didn’t do anything wrong so I didn’t think it would be a major issue.”

In a six-page spread in February’s issue, hitting newsstands this week, Manhart is photographed in uniform yelling and holding weapons under the headline “Tough Love.” The following pages show her partially clothed wearing her dog tags while working out, as well as completely nude.

Manhart, 30, who is married with two children, has been relieved of her duties pending an investigation, according to Lackland AFB spokesman Oscar Balladares.

“This staff sergeant’s alleged action does not meet the high standards we expect of our airmen, nor does it comply with the Air Force’s core values of integrity, service before self, and excellence in all we do. It is not representative of the many thousands of outstanding airmen who serve in the U.S. Air Force today,” Balladares said, reading a statement.


Michelle Manhart


Manhart has modeled since she was younger and joined the Air Force in 1994, spending time in Kuwait in 2002. The California native said she hopes the Playboy photo shoot will pave a way into an acting or modeling career.

The pictorial’s accompanying article mentioned the possibility of trouble for the brunette drill instructor. But when asked in the article whether it might get her in “hot water with Uncle Sam,” Manhart replied: “I’ve been serving for 13 years, fighting for everyone’s rights. Why wouldn’t I be able to stand up for my own rights and participate in the freedoms that make this country what it is?”

Manhart said she didn’t see the magazine as an escape from the military. She also said she is completely committed to her job.

“I’ve proven myself. ... They picked me to train our future airmen of the world,” she said. “They picked me to train these individuals so if they elect to say I don’t have (integrity) then that’s their opinion.”

Playboy magazine spokeswoman Theresa Hennessey said two active-duty women have posed nude in Playboy in the past. Both were in the Navy, she said.

One, Sherry Lynne White, was discharged in July 2000 after posing nude for the magazine. She had been scheduled to be released from duty that October.

Another, Frederica Spilman, received an honorable discharge, which she had sought before posing, and a letter expressing the Navy’s dismay less than a week after the June 1998 issue hit newsstands.

Spilman appeared in the magazine wearing opened flight jackets, camouflage lingerie and dog tags. The six-page pictorial, under the heading “Fly Girl,” also included pictures of Spilman in her Navy uniform and flight suit.

Hennessey added that seven women also were featured in a “Women of the Armed Forces” spread in April 1980.

Manhart said the shoot came about after she went on a casting call and kept getting called back for test shots. The February pictorial was shot last spring, she said.

“The Air Force says go do something amazing, and I think I pretty much did it,” she said.

Tara Conner the Naughtiest Miss USA

Reigning Miss USA Tara Conner’s recent actions at a New York City Club prompted rumors that she may be dethroned. Citing “inappropriate behavior”, the Miss USA organization recently met with NBC to discuss the matter.

Sources tell TMZ that executives from the Miss USA organization and NBC (which broadcasts the pageant) met Tuesday to discuss Conner and alleged incidents of her inappropriate behavior, including her conduct at New York City bars. While no one from the pageant would comment on the rumored troubles, several sources tell TMZ that a big announcement is expected some time Thursday. (TMZ)

However. Donald Trump, who for some reason owns the pageant, has all the deets on this story.

“Reports that Miss USA is being ‘dethroned’ are absolutely not true.” He then said that Conner is “going through some personal problems and difficulties right now which could affect her ability to reign. We are right now looking into what we can do to work with her and what we will do about her reign going forward.” (NL)

If the personal problems are anything like persistently drunk whore and the difficulties are a weakness for jello shooters, then I think I just fell in love. God Bless America.