Wednesday, December 6, 2006

120-Year-Old Woman Claims Smoking Pot Everyday Is Her Secret To Long Life




Komfie Manalo - All Headline News Correspondent
New Delhi, India (AHN) - A 120-year-old woman claims that smoking cannabis every day is her secret to long life.

Fulla Nayak, from India, says she reached the age of 120 by smoking pot and drinking strong palm win in her hut everyday.

She is living with her 92-year-old daughter and 72-year-old grandson.

Nayak told The Sun newspaper, "I don't know how I've survived so long. Many relatives much younger than me have died."



Good God, you have to love this story. Another up for the hardcore Montrealers who can't part with their ganga. Another story I read said that she was actually 125 and has currently parted ways with the living (dying from old age non the less....).

Tuesday, December 5, 2006

Swedish border patrol officers in trouble for photos!

I had to share this with those that weren't aware....at least be thankful you didn't make it into the 'idiot book'....
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STOCKHOLM, Sweden (AP) - Two Swedish border control officers risk disciplinary action for keeping a photo collection of "exceptionally beautiful" women who passed through their checkpoint, police officials said Tuesday.

The officers, who were working at a ferry terminal near Stockholm, made photocopies of the women's passport photos and placed them in a binder. They also noted the date of birth next to each entry, the Stockholm police department said.

The binder contained instructions on how to compile the collection, and orders to make backup copies in case the binder would go missing or be confiscated by "evil-minded bores," police said.

The instructions also stated that only "exceptionally beautiful" women belonged in the collection, and that no personal data, aside from the date of birth, should be included.

The men's employer found the binder and reported the two officers to police, but the matter was dismissed because the compilation was not considered illegal.

Stockholm police passed the matter to the national police's disciplinary board, which recommended the men receive a warning.

Saturday, December 2, 2006

When McDonald's becomes a place of SIN!!


For those who haven't heard about this happening in the U.S., let me give you a brief summary. It was bizarre and funny in a twisted sort of way to see how blindly people follow authority. We are told what to do, and it is these fears from authority that keep us in check.

Flash back to a McDonald's in Mt Washington Kentucky, a young teenage employee enters the room where her female manager is working and is then told to strip. Apparently the manager is on the other line with the police, and the girl is a suspect for stealing a customers' purse. I'm sorry but no strip search can yeild a purse out of any female crevice. It baffles me how a grown woman can say that she was hoaxed by the voice on the other end of the line. Fast forward to a series of strange events involving the girl having to preform fellatio on another male employee, and you really wonder, how much will we put up with before we begin to question authority?

We are all governed by a fear of what might happen if we begin to break away at the structure that holds society together. But we blindly follow, like lemmings going to the death. I guess this is a good lesson to always question authority....

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

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A good place to start is to make your website work for you. Affiliating yourself is a great way to begin producing a regular cashflow during the cold dredge of winter. There are many options you can opt for. As an owner of an adult site, Google doesn't really offer much in terms of paying for advertising for you and you're better off opting for more adult oriented sites.

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